Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police
#and then dumbledore finds out#and comes to visit him in his new orphanage#and is like well shit#this is familiar#please dont talk to snakes#OH FUCKING HELL HARRY POTTER#YOU HAD ONE JOB (via: zavocado)
- parents: "schools easy"
- me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
- parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"
I don’t get sexually or romantically frustrated I get adventurously frustrated like I’m 17 years old why haven’t I been granted magic powers, slain a dragon, and defeated an oppressive emperor and started a rebellion yetFINALLY SOMEONE PUT IT INTO WORDS
I get all three please help
- me: *sees ur message right away*
- me: *doesnt respond right away so u dont think i was waiting*
- me: *forgets to respond*
I know everyone is entitled to their own opinion and have differing views and whatnot but how the fuck do you not like dogs
does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowhere
like terrible, horrible, thoughts
for no reason at all
and then you snap out of it and you’re like
i don’t want to kill my mom
what the fuck
they’re called intrusive thoughts and apparently are very common