queenofadodi:

BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY

(Bron: femburton, via thorthousand1)

the-loki-initiative:

habibtipalestina:

Student: can I please use the bathroom?

*takes bag*

Teachers: why are you taking your bag?

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This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.

(Bron: habibipalestina, via thorthousand1)

bobdoom:

lunathepug:

What kind of noise is that supposed to be, Luna?

This is 100% worth sharing again.  It’s one of my favorite videos of all time.

(via lohanthony)

plantcreep:

how-many-ways:

Needless to say, I was very happy when my friend’s cat decided to sit on a glass table.

ITS LIL PAWS HAVE FACES ON THEM

(via wartortles)

  • teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
  • me: yeh
  • friend: what r we supposed to be doin
  • me: lol idk

benjpierce:

WATCH THIS PLEASE

(Bron: thighbone)

klainechel:

real talk tangled is better than frozen 

(via tranduils)

vibesflint:

if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice

(Bron: starspngledman, via perks-of-being-chinese)

avalancherun:

Forcing yourself to work on something that you have no real motivation for

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

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(Bron: krisjenwhore, via soulsecretts)

  • me looking at thing: yooooo
  • me looking at price: nooooo