uglynewyork:

when I say I’m broke that can range from having no money in my pocket or actually having money and I’m not tryna spend that shit ‘cause then I’d be forreal broke. 

(via haistephie)

whats-the-big-deal:

menthuthuyoupi:

what is James Franco doing

hes doing us all a favor

(via waltherwhites)

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

sproutbabe:

kumagawa:

when the supporting cast is more interesting than the main character of a series

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

http://mrscalvinjcandie.tumblr.com/post/93097870842/stewberts-bold-what-applies-to-you

stewberts:

bold what applies to you

Appearance:

  • i have blonde hair and green eyes
  • i have red hair and hazel eyes
  • i’m very tall
  • my hair is really curly
  • i have brown hair and blue or green eyes
  • i have freckles
  • i have black hair and brown eyes
  • i have dimples
  • i wear contact lenses
  • i tan easily
  • i have small eyelashes
  • i paint my nails

Clothes / Accessory / Make-up:

  • i hate wearing flip-flops
  • i don’t have converse
  • i wear foundation every day
  • i have stretch marks / tattoos
  • i love wearing head bands
  • i hate wearing mascara
  • i have at least one pair of vans
  • i hate sweaters
  • i love wearing high heels
  • i own brown eyeliner
  • i love skirts/dresses
  • i own at least 3 pairs of jeans
  • i often wear scarfs
  • i never wear necklaces

Family / Country:

  • i’m the oldest child
  • i have an older brother
  • i’m from South America
  • i know how to swear in more than two languages
  • one (or more) of my parents is from another country
  • i have a younger sister
  • i have siblings that live in Asia
  • i’m an orphan
  • i have family that live in Australia
  • i know two or more languages

School / Job:

  • i’m in high school
  • i love history
  • i have/had a teacher that is great in explaining and actually teaching
  • i got fired
  • i know what i want to do in the future
  • i don’t do an extracurricular activity
  • i learned more than one language
  • i love math
  • i already have a job
  • my grades are almost never excellent/very good
  • i want to go to college
  • i want to be professional athlete / writer / artist

I have:

  • broken a bone
  • ridden a motorcycle (been on the back)
  • a best friend
  • a favorite song
  • sung in the shower
  • punched / slapped somebody
  • told somebody they are pretty
  • my own room
  • a star crush
  • pets
  • kissed a boy / a girl
  • online best friends
  • spent whole night without sleeping
  • girlfriend / boyfriend

I’m afraid of:

  • insects / snakes
  • people disliking me
  • somebody yelling at me
  • somebody finding out a secret about me
  • my favorite character dying 
  • stormy weather
  • death
  • having to talk in front of people
  • heights
  • pain
  • kissing somebody 
  • small rooms

I love:

  • sci-fi
  • sleeping until 12pm
  • fluffy blankets
  • animals
  • swimming / diving
  • watching movies
  • channing tatum
  • pizza
  • hot chocolate
  • running
  • baking / cooking
  • harry potter
  • cold showers
  • my hair
  • my wardrobe

(Bron: aryastakres)

Kylie’s eyebrow is doing the worm

(via flawlesskj)

relahvant:

they should make a new reality show where they take all of the Jenners’ money away from Kylie and Kendall and put them in a 2 bedroom, one bathroom house and a public school/college for a certain period of time and see how they cope i think that would be so funny

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

(via sassykardashian)

steveaph:

people who survive the summer with long hair are surviving the apocalypse 

(Bron: intellectualpanda, via perks-of-being-chinese)

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

(Bron: japcoregalore, via wartortles)

cokeflow:

My mood depends on how good my hair looks

(Bron: fingerblaster113, via hisimperial-majesty)

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*

(via jennstarkid)

clones-and-thrones:

teamrocketing:

my last words will probably be sarcastic

Oh sure, wave that knife around. I am SO SCARED…

(via jennstarkid)