cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

(via the-open-window-maniac)

dinkles-shenanigans:

the more I think about my past self the more I

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(via cool-ur-jets)

the-nightbird:

prongsmydeer:

Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police

 (via: zavocado)

(via my-name-is-long)

newkidsonmycock18:

remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina

(via hyperactive-pandaz)

fatwink:

"so how is school going?"

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(Bron: thatsociallyawkwardkid, via hyperactive-pandaz)

  • parents: "schools easy"
  • me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
  • parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"

minorbenevolence:

coulsonsvintagecards:

dicecreamparlor:

I don’t get sexually or romantically frustrated I get adventurously frustrated like I’m 17 years old why haven’t I been granted magic powers, slain a dragon, and defeated an oppressive emperor and started a rebellion yet

FINALLY SOMEONE PUT IT INTO WORDS

I get all three please help

(Bron: inferiorflannel, via missprettyliesanduglytruth)

queerwashing:

makingupachangingmind:

still no explanation?

he just really likes dogs let him live

(Bron: zonanort, via sixthgracler)

  • me: *sees ur message right away*
  • me: *doesnt respond right away so u dont think i was waiting*
  • me: *forgets to respond*

rlmjob:

I know everyone is entitled to their own opinion and have differing views and whatnot but how the fuck do you not like dogs

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

dutchster:

heydiddlehiddleston:

does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowhere
like terrible, horrible, thoughts
for no reason at all
and then you snap out of it and you’re like 
i don’t want to kill my mom
what the fuck

they’re called intrusive thoughts and apparently are very common

(via haistephie)

It’s so weird because every person I know, knows someone who died in the crash

obitoftheday:

Perspective.

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

(via sassykardashian)