aluox:

me

(via tyleroakley)

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

chibisilverwings:

clinttbarton:

i don’t want to live in a world where i’m not allowed to enjoy both Shakespeare and Ke$ha.

Wake up in the mornin’ feel quite Hamlet-y

Grab my skull, I’m out the door, I’m gonna act real shitty

Before I leave, overthink if I’m on the right track

Cuz if I kill my uncle tonight, he ain’t comin back

I’m talkin trying to kill my foe foe
But instead kill everyone I know know
9 deaths in a row row

(via m0ntar)

capririsun:

i like seeing white girl jokes fading out and white boy jokes becoming more popular

(via lohanthony)

"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N"

(Bron: alwaysblind, via spookycacti)

  • me: are there any spirits listening
  • ouija: yes are you alone
  • me: yes
  • ouija: haha nice whats up :P
  • me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
  • ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

bogusjake:

when ur running down the stairs with no bra on

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(via tyleroakley)

sitcorn:

"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"

"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"

(via ralndrops)

castleoflions:

real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

(Bron: stupidfuckingquestions, via mrscalvinjcandie)

tateyarna-ayano:

finDING GOOD QUALITY STUFF FOR SUPER CHEA P

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

muppetmolly:

Act 1 in a musical: Humor and upbeat songs, colorful characters. Laughter all around. 

Act 2 in a musical: EVERYTHING FALLS TO SHIT. PEOPLE ARE DYING. HEARTS ARE BREAKING. ABORT THE THEATRE.

(via spookycacti)

happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

(via haistephie)

shaxaphone:

Baby: m-m- m

Mother: mama?????

Baby: no wtf bitch im like 2 days old. chill.

(via trouserd)